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1. God is dead
2. Maybe God is not dead
3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked
4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys
5. Stan Lunar
6. No Boomers
7. Ignore Rule 5
8. No K-pop
9. No Zoomers
10. Careful of the Moderators
11. Refer to rule 17
12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)
13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14
14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)
15. Don't Die
16. I drop kicked that child in self defence
18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages
19. You must have pictures to prove your statements
20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred
21. You will never have sex
22. The cake is a lie
23. Fried pineapple is a sin
24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND
25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie
26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.
27. Nevermind your boring I take it back
28. The Rick Roll is advancing
29. Refer to rule 1
30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie
Written by CanBeChucky
"The Rules of Discord"
2. Maybe God is not dead
3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked
4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys
5. Stan Lunar
6. No Boomers
7. Ignore Rule 5
8. No K-pop
9. No Zoomers
10. Careful of the Moderators
11. Refer to rule 17
12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)
13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14
14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)
15. Don't Die
16. I drop kicked that child in self defence
18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages
19. You must have pictures to prove your statements
20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred
21. You will never have sex
22. The cake is a lie
23. Fried pineapple is a sin
24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND
25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie
26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.
27. Nevermind your boring I take it back
28. The Rick Roll is advancing
29. Refer to rule 1
30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie
Written by CanBeChucky
"The Rules of Discord"
by CanBeChucky January 01, 2022
by MrBlackStrap January 30, 2017
A term used to define an incompetent organization thinking it can do better than its global counterpart, but fails to deliver at every level. Incompetent management looking to pass off their responsibility to people simply not working hard enough, utilize manipulation and bully technic to underpay their workers and degrade their value so they feel too pitiful and depressed to leave until they became one work the train track.
A: why is the train late today?
B: someone from PTS jumped today
A: damn. again?
B: well, it’s PTS Japan. They are shit.
B: someone from PTS jumped today
A: damn. again?
B: well, it’s PTS Japan. They are shit.
by JarredOliverinHell4838 February 05, 2024
Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) applies directly to tech companies. It states that if one half Indian and two full blooded Indians that live in a shed in a third world country living off curry chicken, from chickens living in their shack, along with a $300 laptop and a dial up internet connection have enough fire in their stomachs (not from the curry chicken) can beat you to market with your own tech idea -- you might as well not start at all.
Yvette:
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).
Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).
Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).
by Jeetus Christ November 30, 2023
Oh, when it comes to Carolina I don’t even know where to begin. Seriously I don’t,When you first look at Carolina, you will undoubtedly see the most radiant curly hair. If you look just below her perfect hair you will see the most stunning eyes, irresistible face that needs to be kissed everywhere and a perfect smile. Carolina is someone who may be reserved when you first meet her, she can be weary of others at times and remain to herself. However, if you start talking to her you will undoubtedly uncover that she has the sweetest heart and a soul that is made out of gold. Carolina is someone who will do anything for you, without expecting anything in return. Someone who wants the best for you, believes in you, supports you, and overall is just one if not the most amazing human beings you will ever come across. So, if you get the chance to be in her presence show her the utmost respect, gratitude, love, patience, care and support because I can assure you that you will NEVER meet a women like her. She’s extremely tough, she has experienced many extremes throughout her 20 years of living. Yet, you would never expect that in the slightest. She is the good in the world, goes out of her way to help others, makes sure homeless get something to eat when she sees them, she is beyond genuine and she almost seems not real due to the abundance of kindness within her heart. Carolina does all of on her own, which is astonishing. She just wants to leave an ever lasting impact on this world.
Stranger: Jeez Luis, Is that Carolina?
Derek: Yes that is, and she is my whole entire world.
Carolina-Pt 1.
Derek: Yes that is, and she is my whole entire world.
Carolina-Pt 1.
by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025