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Stands for Parent-Teacher Student Association. A Parent-Teacher Student Association is a voluntary organization bringing together parents and teachers of pupils in a particular school or school district, usually for fund-raising, building parental involvement at school and other activities relating to the welfare of the school, rather than the progress of individual pupils.
Vince: My mom's gonna sign up for the PTSA.

Derk: Why?

Vince: Because she wants to get to know my teachers better and get involved in my school.

Derk: That sucks.
PTSA by Fahed December 9, 2008
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Acronym for "Put that shit away." Commonly used when someone brings a topic or physical object into a conversation in which is not necessary to have and is bothering the person who is saying "PTSA."
Lola: Hey Andre, what's up?
Andre: Nothing much, just smoked some weed.
Lola: Ohh.. Uhmmm...
Andre: Look I have some left over if you want it! (gets illegal drugs out of pocket)
Lola: Ew man! PTSA, ferreal.
ptsa by Jellifyshh December 3, 2009
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Also called Packet Tracer Skill Assignment - But better known as "Post Traumatic Stress Accumalation", is a program to plan Networks with bad simulations used by teachers to torture Software-Dev-Students to do "THE RIGHT IT"...

We know, we cheat on them anyway

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Teacher: "Today, we are doing the PTSA"
Students: *Menatly preparing for the torture*
PTSA by Winzu Darkpaw June 28, 2021
(Post Taylor Swift Album) When you get sad after Taylor Swift drops an album and you won't get another one for a while
Friend: "Do you want to go out?
Me: "No I have PTSA im just gonna listen to T Swizzle"
PTSA by TaylorSwiftsRealHusband October 30, 2023
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