Protein break

When your done fucking and need to eat

We had sex for hours and had to stop for a protein break

by Panobrownies January 16, 2022

Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

Protein sneeze

Ejaculation of the penis.

Drew released the ole protein sneeze after a brief moment of excitement.

by Cmullins88 December 8, 2021

Protein

Vaping device

Wanna try my protein?

by anonymous January 23, 2021

Protein Shake

Cum, ejaculate

My Tinder date loved my late night protein shake, she took it all in one swallow.

by Park Here. May 1, 2021

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

Protein Bomb

A protein rich turd delivered by athletes who consume gargantuan amounts of protein in their diet

Sir Steven Redgrave is likely to release / drop a protein bomb after a hard days training.

by Bald Jar July 24, 2025