A gathering of men (and optionally women) for partaking in the ingestion of semen. (Usually straight from the source)
Mark lined the men up like circus seals and swallowed every load. It was a real protein social up in that place.
by HacksawSJ February 05, 2010
The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
by Beta hater June 22, 2018
by H slur May 12, 2022
He was choking on a protein cigarette.
by SirJshreder January 17, 2025
Guy 1: Hey, man, are you okay? I saw you head for the bushes earlier.
Guy 2: Urgh, it was so gross, I had an impromptu protein party.
Guy 2: Urgh, it was so gross, I had an impromptu protein party.
by flowerstain April 25, 2011
The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.
Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.
by Carrotman424 July 03, 2018
Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.
Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.
Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.
Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
by 8c’s September 28, 2021