Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.
I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.
Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.
Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.
by dirty113 December 21, 2009
Get the Pre-cleanmug. When marijuana is vaporized, the THC and Cannabinoids are extracted from the plant material. The left-over marijuana that remains after is then called "Pre-Loved."
It is called "Pre-Loved" because the word "used" is a negative word and nobody wants to use a negative word to describe such an amazing plant.
It is called "Pre-Loved" because the word "used" is a negative word and nobody wants to use a negative word to describe such an amazing plant.
"I think this Vapor bowl is done, I didn't get a hit at all..."
"Go ahead and clean it out and load up another one!"
"Where should I dump it at, just in this ashtray or the trash?"
"Fuck NO man! That Pre-loved still has THC in it that we can use to medicate with! You should dump it into the pre-loved jar instead!"
"Go ahead and clean it out and load up another one!"
"Where should I dump it at, just in this ashtray or the trash?"
"Fuck NO man! That Pre-loved still has THC in it that we can use to medicate with! You should dump it into the pre-loved jar instead!"
by TreeSmokerAZ November 11, 2009
Get the pre-lovedmug. The shirt(white tee or tank-top) you wear around the house before your ready to change into your real shirt for the night.
by Larry Fingaz August 6, 2010
Get the Pre-Shirtmug. "Pre Malone" is term used to define the previous version of someone or something. It first originated from the music artist, Post Malone.
Juan, "Jeff what happened to you? Where's the pre Malone?"
Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"
Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"
by Salty Fetus November 6, 2020
Get the pre malonemug. Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a pre-pup first.
Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.
Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.
Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.
Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.
by flatrockdam November 30, 2009
Get the pre-pupmug. PRE-DIVORCE
More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE.
One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.
Also see: fuck maker
More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE.
One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.
Also see: fuck maker
“The only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a fuck outta you, is not to let her con you into a PRE-DIVORCE. When the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”
by John D. Smith October 12, 2006
Get the pre-divorcemug. The awkward stage of a relationship where the two individuals are spending a lot of time together but have not actually admitted that they are dating.
It is not necessarily a desirable state to be in.
Can also be used to describe two friends of the opposite sex who spend all their time together but who are not actually dating but may as well be. Should not be confused with friends with benefits.
It is not necessarily a desirable state to be in.
Can also be used to describe two friends of the opposite sex who spend all their time together but who are not actually dating but may as well be. Should not be confused with friends with benefits.
Sandra: So are you and John together?
Jane: No, we're pre-dating at best.
Sandra: Oh...bummer.
Dara: What's up with Laura and Ed?
Anita: Oh, they're pre-dating.
Jane: No, we're pre-dating at best.
Sandra: Oh...bummer.
Dara: What's up with Laura and Ed?
Anita: Oh, they're pre-dating.
by shortirish November 17, 2010
Get the pre-datingmug.