Potato 

The most amazing thing known to mankind.

Mm, these potatoes are delicious!

Potato by Caveflower July 3, 2014

Potato 

A name commonly used to point out Irish people, due to their notorious crop failure in 1845.

Dude 1: Where are you from?
Dude 2: From Ireland.
Dude 1: You're a potato.

Potato by P.O.P03 November 13, 2010

Potato 

(n) - a slang term for the ass-hymen. Similar to the "cherry" blocking entry to the vagina, but dirtier.

Clyde: "Did you have anal intercourse with Sally last night?"
Chad: "Yeah, bro, it was her first time. I totally popped that bitch's potato!"

Potato by CoreyFeldmanHero March 2, 2009

Potato 

n. a slang and publically acceptable term used to describe ignorant African Americans.

If that black man does not quit riding his bike down the side of the interstate, he will quickly become a mashed potato after I hit him with my car.

Potato by mediocremaiden November 1, 2010

Potato 

Name of all names, meaning any insulting name that can be given.
whore, bitch, slut, cow, tramp ect..

'I hate her!'
'Same! shes a total potato'

'I hate her!'
'Same! shes a total potato'

'Slut.'
'Potato.'

Potato by Supermans Best Friend. Ever. September 11, 2011

potato 

What my mother must scrub her DVDs with before she gives them to us to watch, resulting in a scratched specimen that skips, misses, and freezes at inopportune moments.

Jesus, honey look at this. My fucking mother must have polished her DVDs with a fucking potato again!

potato by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

Potato 

Another way of describing the knuckle-touching aspect of respect.

Me: Potato me my grain-rin.
Friend: Sure man.

Potato by Murray Lewis November 20, 2003