by Caveflower July 04, 2014
When two people decide that they're horny and want to have sex. Sex can be 4 things:
1. When a man puts his penis into a girl's vagina.
2. When a man puts his penis into a man's butthole.
3. When two girls take a dildo and imitate 1.
4. Not technically sex but when a girl/man sucks on a man's penis.
1. When a man puts his penis into a girl's vagina.
2. When a man puts his penis into a man's butthole.
3. When two girls take a dildo and imitate 1.
4. Not technically sex but when a girl/man sucks on a man's penis.
One day as I was hanging out in my room, my boyfriend came in. "Hey babe." He said. "Hi." He walked over to my bed and sat down. "Listen, I'm hor-" I cut him off with a kiss. "Me too," I whispered. In a flash all of our clothes were of and in a pile on the floor. He and I had sex harder then ever before and afterwords I sucked him off.
by Caveflower November 02, 2014
The most mysterious thing known to existence. They trick us, confuse us, and if you're lucky, they please us.
by Caveflower July 04, 2014