When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.
I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.
by kt_lol September 13, 2020

An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.
“YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
by TylaDATerrific October 30, 2022

by anonymous January 22, 2022

He is the coolest person put of a group of four that is working on a project about the ottoman empire.
by Gordan ramsay May 3, 2019

by Gloco June 21, 2019

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023
