pooblem

A problem specifically caused by either an outgoing poo, a poo that had not gone where it should have, or a sick feeling caused by poo either mentally or physcially.

Houstin, we have a pooblem. I just shat in my spacesuit.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

Pooberry

When your dog poops out whole undigested and unchewed blueberries, which stick to its anus and surrounding fur.

The dog scooches across the floor dragging its hind end, desperately trying to remove the pooberry.

by CestMoiLinh February 16, 2018

poobernating

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

Poboern

That one gay friend that acctually is straight. He fools the girls by pretending to be gay, but then it turns out he's actually straight and fuck ur mom. #OhFuck

1. person: Hey i fucked ur mom
2. Person: i thougt u were gay
1. Person: i am
2. Person: u are such a Poboern

by LilPobo123316969 October 9, 2018

Poob

Something on or in your body that is itchy.

My fuckin Poob itches

by pokeparas April 1, 2019

Polbot

A person who will repeatedly share political posts on their social media accounts. They will sometimes do this so much that they end up representing a simple-minded, singular-task bot, who's goal would be to repost as much as possible. Usually found on Instagram stories, Facebook, or the retweet feed of Twitter.

Emma, a white, teenage girl that goes to our school, posted 32 Instagram stories in 24 hours about disbanding the police and Black Lives Matter yesterday. She is such a polbot.

by cHvwMcl3RWEUSHrpaYhOmZqqK3sHgV July 8, 2020

poob

a poopy boob, typically when someone squats down and poops on a women's boobs, if you're lucky, youll get the formation of a penis..

hey hayley? can i do a poob session with you?
hey martha, can i make poob with you?

by nipple apple October 2, 2020