politicizing

1. to discuss politics
2. to cram your political opinions down someone elses throat.

"Politicizing" very well describes the horrible plague brought on urbandictionary.com by the childish liberals and conservatives.

by Jesiah February 24, 2004

political correctness

A phenomena perpetuated by politicians, mainly liberals, with the purpose of eliminating stereotypes. This stems from the fact that words now become occasionally associated with negative images. For example: Mexican denotes an illegal immigrant who works for below-minimum wage and doesn't speak English; Black means that a person is on welfare and is a gang member; White conjures the image of someone who is rich, uppity, fake, and wimpy; Southern describes a person as a stupid racist redneck; and Crippled is associated with someone who is old and cannot contribute to society. Ultimately it is a well-intentioned, but nonetheless bad, idea. It is a bad idea because if we start referring to people as "Caucasian" or "African American" then those words will begin to be associated with the same images that "White" and "Black" were. Another reason it will not work is because it tries to change people's thought processes and people generally don't like it when their heads are messed with. It treats people like they are children who don't understand. The third reason it is a terrible idea which will fail is because it is nonsensical: I know several black people who were born in Africa and should be called African Americans. But if a black person is born in England and moves to America would they be called African Americans? Or what about a white person born in Africa? Black Americans or simply Black should be what they are called. In short, Poltical Correctness is an unintelligent idea taken too far.

Boss utilizing Political Correctness: "Hello its nice to meet you Mr. Clancy. It's good to have an African-American on the team here at our store."
Mr. Clancy: "Sir I was born and raised in England, I'm not African and I'm not American you can just call me black."

10 Years into the future: "Okay class now lets read about the United Statesian Revolution and how the Amer- I mean United Statesians defeated the British."

by notreallyanythingpolitically June 11, 2006

politicalagnosticynicism

the cynical political belief that the presence of competent governance can neither be proven nor disproven

Having given up on all political parties and movements, Jane held firmly to a belief in politicalagnosticynicism.

by wordpro10000 November 10, 2010

politician

a complete asshole that is either a republican or democrat. They are shady and don't really care about the city, state, or country.

person 1- hey did you vote for the politician?
person 2- fuck no, they're assholes!

by em2020 February 24, 2015

Politicalpatsfan

A man in need of testosterone boosters from owning an Ecoboost mustang and ingesting large quantities of soy products. Sometimes called politicalpenisfan #handhoe.

Don't be a PoliticalPatsFan.

by Alexjonez September 18, 2018

Political Dumbass

(Noun) Someone who creates Urban Dictionary definitions about politics in the US. These people typically think they're funny, or that anyone actually cares.

Bill: I'm so sick of these Vokeflakes complaining that Biden won the election.
Bob: Shut up you fucking political dumbass

by Coriux March 14, 2021

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022