Platonic Intimacy

The step below a friends with benefits relationship. Perks include cuddling, massages, deep conversations, dinner dates and casual lounging about. Can be seen as a losing situation to those who forget to be friends with their benefits partner (which then becomes a fuck buddy). Can also be used as a precursor to a fwb relationship to test the waters.

Katie and Jim and are totally in the platonic intimacy stage. They don't have sex, but they could get there.

also,

Katie and Bob are platonically intimate. If Bob wasn't gay he might be pissed he got friend zoned.

by kayykells April 19, 2013

Platonically

When you love someone so much where you would like to be with someone for the rest of your life

I’m platonically ready for you

by And I oop 69 420 August 19, 2019

Patois

Broken English. Commonly known to have been originated from (but not limited to) the island of Jamaica.

Originated way back in the day and is a mixture of a whole bunch of different languages; mainly of English, Spanish; some French and West African influences.

Sounds really awesome when flirting with the opposite sex of a foreign land and can also be known to scare and/or be comedic when speaking with extra enunciation and heightened volume while throwing a Patois Curse word as well.

Some famous people associated with speaking really cool Patois are comedian Oliver Samuels; Reggae Legend Bob Marley; Historic Leader Marcus Garvey and the guys from the motion picture 'Cool Runnings'.

The girl walked into the bar right off the beach and began speaking patois to Dave and he started blushing.

Patois - "Mi seh dem deh ova desuh feevor sour puss wid dem feeace so scrunch up like; cho' dem too bad mine and red yyeeye"

English Layman's Terms - "Those people over there have such a sour attitude like a sour puss; ugh' they're haters and envious; with their bitchassness."

Patois - "Light up di ganja! Just cool nuh starr and vibes out to di tunes dem wa de a play; tek in di ohshon breeze an enjoy di oxtail and yam nuh mon."

English Layman's Terms - "Light up the weed! Just relax Bro and zone out to the music that's playing! Take in the ocean breeze and enjoy the caribbean food man."

by The Jamaidian Saf March 25, 2009

tough patooties

Sarcastic, similar to "deal with it", or "tough luck".

(1) And I've bored you to death, but tough patooties, cause I love talking about myself. I'm self-centered, as if you couldn't already tell.

(2) As my dad used to say, tough patooties. Here, as the dissenters in Bush v. Gore noted, the courts are taking the next logical step on the equal protection...

(3) If I missed you this week, tough patooties. This stuff is hard!

by hmakav November 28, 2006

Platonic Boner

When perhaps, after which a male may have been engaging in physical behaviour performing a task, such as moving some heavy boxes, lifting heavy furniture, or other similar tasks, on behalf of the request of a female friend, of which no romantic links are intended, when during or after finishing the task/s, becomes aroused, has no control over the organ, has to stand and continue talking to the friend with the erection clearly seen, and then commented on by the female. Its when asked, if he is aware of the quite obvious display of arousal by the female, and then answered, that the offending organ was not intended for, or induced by,nor poses threats of any kind toward her, that it is then deemed a Platonic Boner. The female, at this point, as a courtesy, is obliged to give a few moments for the genitals to deflate to normal dimensions, and to accept that it was in fact, platonic. Any changes to his intentions from that point onwards, returns the state of the hard-on back to one of being normal, that is, of the intent to be inserted, rubbed, or stimulated by any other means to the eventual point of orgasm. Platonic Boners, once achieved, may be, and now commonly, conciously sustained for periods of time, as a form of practice for Tantric sex sessions, and socially accepted as practice for such, so long as the intent is clearly defined and can be proven to be as practice for these sessions when asked, and if the groin area, clearly shows attempts at disguise

A super hero may be rescuing a woman from a burning building, places her safely back on solid ground, the woman noticing a large bulge in his pants, indicating an erection, and when just about to say something to the rescuer, he announces that there is nothing to fear, it's just a Platonic Boner. The woman then goes home and tells everyone that she has seen supermans willy, without fear of being labeled a whore

by Jamie_ledge October 1, 2006

platonic

A word often used to crush any hope of a possible future relationship due to compleet lack of physical intrest. It is often an unrequited feeling, making it a one sided platonic relationship.

My mother does not believe in platonic relationships, but they must exsist, because I have you.

by pseudonym June 27, 2004

patootie

a sweetheart, or someones sweetheart.

Justin is Wendee's patootie.

by Justin Souvannasane July 26, 2005