Decoy Panties

An extra pair of panties that a girl brings out with her to leave at the house of a date/one night stand. They are usually a size or two smaller so the finder thinks she was smaller/thinner than she really is.

Yeah, he will call, I left my decoy panties so he will think he got luckier than he did

by tmwiggins January 7, 2011

phantom panties

panties found in your boyfriend's bed that aren't yours

Sheila: Hey, I heard you broke up with Brian...
Amy: Yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
Sheila: That cheatin' ass douche! Good for you, girl!

by iceburg27 September 17, 2012

poopy pantish

A person, who acts as if they have poop in their pants. A person, who's attitude portrays that they have a massive load of fecal debris in their pants, which will leave skids marks once removed. Someone who's personality resembles a dirty diaper of a small child with explosive diarrhea.

"Amy became poopy pantish after Kyle and Eric were loudly screaming nonsense as she was trying to focus."

by J Flen October 3, 2013

sweet panties

An unexpected but favourable outcome.

Derived from the old English: honeyed pantaloons

"Dude I just found $100 behind that table!"

"Those are some sweet panties right there!"

by BigPapaHoneyBadger May 18, 2016

Sass panties

A holy place all men want to get inside of, rumored to be adorned with the finest lace and pictures of pikachu.

I tried to get inside those sass panties but i still cant figure out how!

by blooisblooisbloo March 31, 2020

Krusty-Panties

A person with a krusty attitude and krusty-panties to match. Just absolute filth.

Look it's Krusty-Panties commenting on your post again. I hope today she's washed her undergarments.

by Sandy bottom August 4, 2023

Devil's panties

The remainder of the ziplock baggie after you cuts the lower two corners off to make drug carrying bags.

We got us an 8 ball and need to split this shit up . . . get us a ziplock and make some devil's panties!

by 1280 W-Peachtree November 29, 2011