Lumberjack

When a male is recieving oral sex, and immediately prior to ejaculation, he pulls his member out of her mouth and procedes to make a downwards chopping motion with it on her forehead. As he ejaculates it will give the illusion that small woodchips are flying out from the 'ax'

Bill: Hey brosef, how was your night with Tracy?
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.

by b2darian334 February 1, 2009

Lumberjack

A female who, while in the process of foreplay, will keep changing her mind, causing the male to lose wood. She will then proceed to resume foreplay, reviving the wood, until again changing her mind again. This process continues until there is no wood left

Guy 1: "Did you get with that chick last night?"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"

by Anf August 2, 2009

lumberjack

a lumberjack is someone who cuts/shuts people down very harshly. either with an axe or a hand saw or chainsaw, depending on ther serverity of the call.

it originates from the french term lumberjakoure.

"Craing ur friking lumberjack hack hack"

by Mitch the brand name bitch November 13, 2004

lumberjack

When two people have anal sex by putting their buttholes together then shitting logs into each others' asses.

A:Goddamn, my cock hurts too much for sex.
B:It's cool, we can lumberjack instead.

by senbeisan72 January 16, 2009

lumberjacked

to be fucked excessivly hard by a burly white man aka a lumberjack

i lumberjacked kelly so hard last night. It was grrrreeeaaattt

by steroidsrgood November 28, 2007

Lumberjacky

The Act of wearing a long sleeve plaid shirt in public without being ashamed.

She looks very lumberjacky with that plaid shirt on.

by Kevbot3000 December 15, 2009

Lumberjack Shirt

A shirt made out of a dog's blanket.

Often made of flannel, always checked (Plaid for the friendlies "accross the pond"...)

See Dog Blanket Shirt

Luke: Dude, nice shirt - I didn't know it was fancy dress today. Have you come as a Lumberjack?
Alex: Yeah it's my Dog Blanket Shirt - I didn't pay for it - I made it out of my Dogs actual blanket. That's how I roll.

Lumberjack shirts suck. Beggars wear them. Popular in the early 90's with poor people.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009