norwegian sweater-vest

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.
I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.
by ksmith4 April 25, 2011
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Norwegian Hood Ornament

When you take a big ole dumpy on the hood of someone’s car, in the cold; some of it gets warmed up by the sun and runs down the sides of the car appearing as a bow.
by Anrclgp December 23, 2020
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Norwegian Salmon Fishing

To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.
Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2015
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Norwegian Ice Dragon

When a girl is giving you head and when you are about to cum, instead of warning her beforehand, you grab her head and jam it down on your cock and let loose, causing sperm to gush out her nose and creating the 'ice dragon' effect.
My girlfriend is pissed.... because last night i performed the norwegian ice dragon.
by Ice Dragon 9021 May 30, 2009
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Norwegian steam engine

This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.
I took this ole skank out on lovers lane and gave her the ole Norwegian steam engine.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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Norwegian Sponge Plug

To plug a girl with a penis in her mouth, vagina, and butt.
Wow dude, me and my friends just gave this chick the biggest Norwegian Sponge Plug, that she passed out!
by thewordmakerupper December 06, 2009
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Norwegian Forrest Cat

The single most majestic of all beings, mythological or of this universe; rivaled only by the Unicat and the Unicorn. No picture of one actually exists. Someone once tried to take a picture of one and the camera suddenly exploded because that amount of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single picture. The Norwegian Forrest Cat is said to only appear to those worthy of it's distinction. If by chance one appears in your room during the night do not be frightened; you are clearly the spawn of Fergie and Jesus.
John: HOLY SHIT a Norwegian Forrest Cat just flew into my room!12!!

Marcus: Your parents are Fergie and Jesus??!@?!
by Oneil Chase March 26, 2010
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