Noobicus

Someone is the uttermost noob and don’t even realize it. It hurts bad when you get hit by a noobicus

Did you just drop a machine gun for a pistol, what a noobicus

by thatoneweirdfriend June 19, 2019

noobios

A fat, sluggish child who considers school as home because of financial problems in their humble abode. They either live under a bridge and sleep on mat stuck together by semen, or just ask for cocaine or contraband for their birthday.

Zack is such a fat noobios, don't you think? His parents would rather spend their nonexistent money on a pirated IPhone 10 than even consider fixing their walls.

by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019

nooiXrdj

It means a straight alpha male accidentally asked a head mod to make him "gay"

Hey bro make me gay
Wait hol up NO

Dumbass: nooiXrdj

by rdjbtg May 4, 2020

noeiies

hilarious sexy amazing funny awesome and swag artist and gamer who everyone should love a lot

hey I need a muse for my project on perfection, has anyone seen noeiies?

by totally not noeiies October 9, 2020

noodieq

You do it in a bush

Jack gives noodieq in a bush

by AbcKfc February 23, 2021

Noobinthetrash

The person who made this definition.

Random Friend: Hey, insert person here, There's this person who defined bxfbnxfnohofhsdvgu, and it's made by... Who is that again?
insert person here: ...It says it's made by Noobinthetrash. What an dumb Urban Dictionary name!

by Noobinthetrash September 5, 2021

noobidiot

Someone who does something so stupid that using just "noob" or "idiot" isn't enough.

Marty: "I just posted my Social Security Number on Twitter for ez likes."

Zack: "You noobidiot!!!"

by EuropeanMapping April 16, 2022