weed needles

Something asshole teaches of over strict parents say to be dramatic. Kids they don't exist so if anybody tells you that about them tell them they are fucking retarted
You failed another test if you keep this up you will do weed needles.
by pussypounder24 October 18, 2015
mugGet the weed needlesmug.

cunt needle

A word meaning penis, or expressing great anger and distress in any situation of great magnitude.
"FUCK! He came outta the walls! *WHACKSHOOTDEAD* ohhhhhh, cuntneedle"
or
"CUNT NEEDLE!... I lost..."
by Jameson IV April 20, 2008
mugGet the cunt needlemug.

Needle dick johnson

a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair
jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse
by poop in my pussy December 31, 2008
mugGet the Needle dick johnsonmug.

needle nose pliers

pliers that taper to a point, usually used for precision tasks.
needle nose pliers are great for bending paper clips.
by je007 June 25, 2009
mugGet the needle nose pliersmug.

The Old Dirty Needle

1 see Dirty Needle

2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.

Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct
You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle

I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.
by PWHS December 21, 2009
mugGet the The Old Dirty Needlemug.

tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)
Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.
by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010
mugGet the tweedle your needlemug.
Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.
"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."
by Paul Varjak November 11, 2012
mugGet the vaccinated with a Victrola needlemug.

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