Expression originating from Turkey which is used to describe something either unrealistic or completely idiot.
- Do you know how much Brandon wants to sell his car?
- Well, I heard about $5000...
- Uh, I am laughing with my ass!!! His car is a complete garbage!!!
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- The lady says she will sell her store in one month
- Damn, I am laughing with my ass... This silly cow does not know anything about business... This is impossible!
Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400 Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it
When a wife is having sex with her husband and wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, she will typically instruct him to put it in her ass.
This expression has come over into everyday usage as a way of expressing urgency or impatience, when you want to take charge of a situation and bring it to a swift end. Especially useful when the action that needs to be taken is blatantly obvious to everyone involved.
Ugh, you've been hogging the drinking fountain for entirely too long. Just put it in my ass, already!
Robert, your work on the Henderson file has been spectacular. However, our deadline is looming, and you still need to interview four witnesses. If we're going to win this case, you need to step up and put it in my ass.
This has been great, but I've only got five minutes until my lunch break is over. Put it in my ass!