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laughing with my ass 

Expression originating from Turkey which is used to describe something either unrealistic or completely idiot.
- Do you know how much Brandon wants to sell his car?
- Well, I heard about $5000...
- Uh, I am laughing with my ass!!! His car is a complete garbage!!!

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- The lady says she will sell her store in one month
- Damn, I am laughing with my ass... This silly cow does not know anything about business... This is impossible!
laughing with my ass by patchoun' October 10, 2009

snorkel my ass 

it’s when someone puts their face in the ass
“babe”

Yea
“Can u snorkel my ass tonight”
snorkel my ass by deddy joe December 29, 2018

having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it

Baja Blast my ass

to "baja blast" someones ass is too pour the drink Baja Blast in their ass and then give them anal.

Put it in my ass 

When a wife is having sex with her husband and wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, she will typically instruct him to put it in her ass.

This expression has come over into everyday usage as a way of expressing urgency or impatience, when you want to take charge of a situation and bring it to a swift end. Especially useful when the action that needs to be taken is blatantly obvious to everyone involved.
Ugh, you've been hogging the drinking fountain for entirely too long. Just put it in my ass, already!

Robert, your work on the Henderson file has been spectacular. However, our deadline is looming, and you still need to interview four witnesses. If we're going to win this case, you need to step up and put it in my ass.

This has been great, but I've only got five minutes until my lunch break is over. Put it in my ass!

Fuck My Ass 

1) a figure of speech expressing extreme disgust

or

2) the literal request for having a dick placed into your sphincter
john: Dude that was a shit pass

Andrew: Fuck My ASS!!!



Hooker: Hey baby you wanna fuck my ass?
Fuck My Ass by Kasper18 January 14, 2009