mutually assured destruction

'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.

Jack 'n' Jill we mutually assured that i have a gigantic penis!

by Jack Tha Rippa September 3, 2003

mutual throw each other day

Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.

Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”

by mother????? October 14, 2021

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

Miss_tetsuros mutuals

Miss_tetsuros mutuals are hot asf and extremely funny. Those mfs are always making her piss her pants, some of them have nice hands too moans. She's funny I swear. SHE'S 6'1, she won't stop talking about it. She's hot ok bye

Random person : my newborn ugly fat shit face baby just pissed his pants aww
Me : this shit must have been talking with Miss_tetsuros mutuals!

by Shitkink March 9, 2021

Mutuals

Some of the best hottest people ever that don’t miss

I’m trying to glow up so I’m going to become mutuals with raggsterr cause raggsterrs mutuals are cute asf

by Raggsterrisamenace March 10, 2021

Mutualness

Means the same as mutuality but more correct for internet users.

Enjoy the mutualness of a friendship or a relationship, give and take.

by troyboy4life April 16, 2012

wilburzw's mutuals

These words mean a group of people, who are following wilburzw on tiktok and she follows them back, are the coolest group of people you will ever meet.

"Dude! I didn't know you were one of wilburzw's mutuals! You're so cool bro!"

by wilburzw April 24, 2022