Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.
by sterling March 1, 2003

A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.
by tboy September 1, 2004

by Schmegan October 21, 2008

1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2012

by Yukiterau Amano April 30, 2015

replacement for/variation of "mother-fucking"
by Muppet Flipper April 16, 2009

1.
when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.
2.
An ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.
3.
something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.
when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.
2.
An ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.
3.
something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.
1.
Heather: "whoa! look at that guys hair! he's a muppet!"
2.
Jessica: "that guy wants to dance with me."
Marie: "no way!! he's a muppet!"
3.
Girl 1to Girl 2: "I saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the *muppet whistle*!"
Heather: "whoa! look at that guys hair! he's a muppet!"
2.
Jessica: "that guy wants to dance with me."
Marie: "no way!! he's a muppet!"
3.
Girl 1to Girl 2: "I saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the *muppet whistle*!"
by reinbby June 30, 2011
