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ass-muppet

Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.
Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.
by sterling March 1, 2003
mugGet the ass-muppetmug.

doom muppet

A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.
______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!
by tboy September 1, 2004
mugGet the doom muppetmug.

giving a muppet

"Last night I was giving a muppet to this girl. Now I can't shake hands at business dinners."
by Schmegan October 21, 2008
mugGet the giving a muppetmug.

Muppet Fucker

1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2012
mugGet the Muppet Fuckermug.

Muppet necking

Jimmy soon noticed that stacy din't give him just a normal blow job, she was Muppet necking him.
by Yukiterau Amano April 30, 2015
mugGet the Muppet neckingmug.

muppet-flippin'

replacement for/variation of "mother-fucking"
"What a muppet-flippin' jerk!"
"I'm the muppet-flippin' best at shuffleboard!"
by Muppet Flipper April 16, 2009
mugGet the muppet-flippin'mug.

muppet whistle

1.

when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.

2.

An ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.

3.

something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.
1.

Heather: "whoa! look at that guys hair! he's a muppet!"

2.

Jessica: "that guy wants to dance with me."

Marie: "no way!! he's a muppet!"

3.

Girl 1to Girl 2: "I saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the *muppet whistle*!"
by reinbby June 30, 2011
mugGet the muppet whistlemug.

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