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Mongolian Butt Muncher 

While having sex with a girl, you stick a burrito in her bum and then eat it.
Dude, you should totes try a Mongolian Butt Muncher

carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"
do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?
carpet munching by davey2002 December 12, 2008

After School Munchies 

The extreme hunger one gets after school, where you will eat anything in sight.
Tim: "Bro I can't wait to go home and eat that whole box of ice cream sandwiches in my freezer."

Steve: "Sounds like you have serious case of the after school munchies my man."

crab muncher 

a man who gives oral sex to a woman with pubic lice.
"I was nibbling away at my girlfriend when i came across a tribe of pubic lice. it was a nice tribe and they led me to the clit. I said thank you and they joined me in a good munch. This made me a Crab Muncher"
crab muncher by nickthavick October 5, 2005

Munster Muncher 

A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...
Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...
Munster Muncher by ULOPC January 19, 2010

owl muncher 

The owl muncher typically is a brute who devours baby owls as an expression of his insensitive chavishness.

The application of the term to women is frequent.
You could not marry that sensitive young man, you're too much of an owl muncher