"I was nibbling away at my girlfriend when i came across a tribe of pubic lice. it was a nice tribe and they led me to the clit. I said thank you and they joined me in a goodmunch. This made me a Crab Muncher"
A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...
Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...