mock rape

Pretty fucked up.

if you partake in this activity, seek psychological assistance.

by Spi September 3, 2003

Mockintosh

Noun, adjective. Any item of reproduction furniture or tourist souvenir which is made in the STYLE of the designer Charles Rennie MacKintosh but is just a cheap rip-off of the great man's work. Edinburgh gift shops are full of this rubbish, always cheaply made and ill-proportioned.
Helpfully contains the words 'mock' (mimic) and 'tosh' (nonsense).

'I love those dining chairs with the grid of squares in the very high back.'
'Don't go there, dear. They're mockintosh. Made in Luton from stacking palettes.'

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

mocko

A taco without any meat. A vegetarian taco.

My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so when we want Mexican, we make mockos.

by macblaster October 20, 2007

Möckli

Puke in swiss-german

Look at that Möckli, dosnt look it nice?

Ou nei, er het gmöcklet
Translation: Fucking shit, he puked.

by ZweeB September 14, 2012

Mock

(noun)

A possibly fictional sweater which resembles a turtleneck. It is generally worn by drunk, pant-less men while on vacation.

Have you guys seen my pants? I'm freezing! This mock neck isn't enough to keep me warm.

by Str8 Busta May 13, 2010

Mock turtle

A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.

I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.

by Athadan October 25, 2009

Mockery

The act by which ruinous behavior causes one to realise the extent to which their lives are muunted.

"Your life is over, what a mockery"
"Throwing a steak at someone whilst they ride their lucky bike."

by Coldguess April 27, 2006