Micro laser

Some dumb fuck Russian that has nothing better to do besides jack off to anime and scream at people in mrt when they think negatively about him

Hey did you see that Micro laser? What a fucking fag

by MRTSFTURN November 28, 2021

micro-affair

When you meet someone new and spend a short time with them, whom you share an amazingly strong attraction with, even though it goes nowhere. Craigslist "Missed connections" section is full of folks who had micro-affairs.

I had a micro-affair with the new clerk at Lowe's while she helped me find an item. She's married, I have a girl friend, but we both truly enjoyed each other's company for those brief 5 minutes.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2013

Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis”
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.

“Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”

by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019

Micro Noob

1. Having bad micro, micro that is or never will be uber.
2. A partial or semi noob.

1.Damn i just pwnd you up in some zero hour... your a micro noob!!!!1111!!1
2.Eh its ok your just a micro noob, you might have a shot next time.

by Ryan Whitcome June 29, 2006

Micro-tails

Mixed shots. Weak shots, due to diluting the liquor with other mixers or chasers, thus reducing the amount of actual liquor, and defeating the purpose of doing shots. Therefore.....they're more like miniature cocktails instead of actual shots.

Alex, do you realize the real way to take shots is pure liquor? This cranberry, filling the space of prospective vodka in my shot glass is really turning these into more of micro-tails versus real shots.

by MFierce August 6, 2010

micro-evolution

evolutionary change involving the gradual accumulation of mutations leading to new varieties within a species.

Evidence of micro-evolution can be found in minor change observed over a short period of time in a living thing.

by war and love December 15, 2012

micro unicycle

A unicycle with no seat.

That guy just flew by on his micro unicycle.

by Philio June 1, 2015