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Miami Heat

2006 Eastern Conferance Champs. Amazing team with their two starters Dwyane Wade and Shaquile O'Neal. Also with a strong team behind them which are Walker, Jason Williams, Alonso Mourning, Haslem and Posey. They are soon the be the 2006 NBA Champs. The team is coached by Pat Riley and is a strong and focused. 2006 is the first time they made it to the NBA Finals.
The Miami Heat is going to beat the Dallas Mavericks this year.
by Que Caliente June 11, 2006
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Miami Hurricanes

Football team in the NCAA residing in Coral Gables, Florida. You can expect at least 10 NCAA infractions per year, and the possibility of a player arrest on any given night. Won 5 National championships, because alumni paid the players. Now a days, you can expect a possible run in the Top 25 rankings, lasting a year or two, until the alumni runs out of cash to pay incoming freshmen. Also, out of all the Canes in the NFL, do not be surprised If at any given time you get a breaking news report on ESPN, lots of them were involved in scandals.
Guy #1: Yo the canes were supposed to start at 8:00 last night, I turned on the Tv at 8:15 theywerent on,, Wtf happened?

Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,
by Canes suck December 30, 2011
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Miami Heat

The best basketball team. If you don't think they're good, then you're probably a lesbian in Greenland and suck on your Grandmothers dick every night.
Dude 1: Whattup dude?
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.
by A Window. September 11, 2012
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Miami Night

A night of incredible partying fueled by drugs of both legal and illegal kinds; Typically cocaine and large amounts of alcohol,but could include other party drugs such as marijuana and ectasy. With events such as pool parties with plenty of hotties, participants tend to not remember nights from the drug use and heavy alcohol drinking.
Dirt Nasty has a single out entitled Miami Nights, in which the song describes a night filled with pool partying.
by MrDirtNastyFan July 14, 2011
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Miami Margarita

When you line the rim of your butt-hole with iodized and/or pink himalayan salt to be licked off by any and all participating parties.
"I went in the bathroom and saw she had the baby wipes out, and I knew after that the Miami Margarita was an affirmative."
by ResoluteRadio September 1, 2017
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Miami Marcus

If you get a boner when watching Lebron James in a Miami Heat jersey
Man I got a hectic Miami Marcus when I was watching "The Decision" reruns last night
by Miami Marcus January 30, 2018
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Miami Beach of Texas

Beach that resembles Miami but in the great state of Texas
Let’s get our salads tossed at The Miami Beach of Texas
by Dorinda69 September 1, 2018
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