5 meter peter

A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT

HAHA look at his 5 meter peter

by 1234373567474 April 19, 2011

age-o-meter

age-o-meter:

the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it

formula:
let x = ur age

x/2+7=.....

"hey what age is to young for me man"
"use the age-o-meter man x/2+7=....."

by Mr Rightman March 07, 2011

The Dank-O-Meter

The Dank-O-Meter is a Scale measuring the dankness of a certain amount of Marijuana

Dude... This kuch is at least a 9 out of 10 on The Dank-O-Meter

by dankoholic November 23, 2010

Three-meter chick

When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.

Beer Googles fading.....

by Bob Saget April 26, 2005

fun-o-meter

the way you rate how much fun you're having with whatever you may doing at that moment

i am having so much fun chillin with my peeps that my fun-o-meter is going ding-ding-ding!!

by Deezee March 17, 2006

100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Bae-o-meter

A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most

You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter

by Chester Killer April 03, 2015