Text Messaging

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.

Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!

by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010

Text Message Rape

The unwanted barrage of text messages via mobile device(s).

Francis was up until 3 A.M. being Text Message Raped.

by .hYpNoSiS. May 9, 2008

Peen Messaging

Peen Messaging
Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis.
or
See iPeen Messaging: Same as peen messaging only apple iPhone specific.

Peen Messaging is the new fun way to send Text. Have you ipeened today?

by Yoyo the king creep and mike4advtr January 13, 2008

text messaging

a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either...

A: think it's cute
B: like to waste time
C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.

most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during class every day. It's an epidemic

by JohnyXYZ December 9, 2008

How to stop messing up

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.

How to stop messing up; carry on

by A girl who messes up A LOT February 21, 2012

messina

the capital of sicily.many mafia boss's might take the name (messina)to discise their real names.the name messina is a very balla or O.G. name to use.So only straight Gangsta's have this name or have the privalige of using this name.

tony is a mob boss.his full name is Anthony Pescini.
but we wouldn't want tony to get in any trouble with the law so tony decides to change his last name from Pescini to Messina.The place of his grandfather's origin.

by jonathan messina September 26, 2006

The Messiah

When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.

Why are you using a hand dryer for each hand?

You look like you're the Messiah.

by TheDJC February 27, 2020