Dirty Meghan

Just a depressed bitch who can’t clean they fucking room or car

“Let’s have the party at her house”
“No we can’t because she’s a Dirty Meghan”

by Mmagicss September 8, 2021

Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole

Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man

by Eddie green April 3, 2022

Till Merchant

In convenience stores, one is expected to work on the tills and work on the floor and do daily tasks. A till merchant is someone who sits back and watches others work their bollocks off while they can relax and chill

Will “Hey why is Nathan never on the floor?”
Alex “Because he’s a till merchant!”

by Natedog02 June 27, 2022

attention merchant

Someone who is unreasonably difficult with complying to agreements and decisions for the sake of being the center of attention.

Noah: I'm not fucking coming to the LAN party
Clay: You can use my PC and I'll pick you up bro
Noah: I'm not fucking coming
Mukul: You're such an attention merchant Noah.

by muksaw February 11, 2023

Meghan with an H

She's a god

Hey Meghan with an H! you're a god!

by MeghanwithanHappreciation April 7, 2021

miss mergawi

A mental and autistic women who has to write every one on the discipline sheet who gets paid for complaining on everything her students do.

Miss Mergawi is autistic and mental.

by Isc doha November 10, 2021

Meghan Pehacek

A fat girl from Pensacola,Florida, who acts like she's the shit when she's not. Facebook famous,props to a app, and loves to "expose" people. She believes she's thick, but she has computer ass from how often she's on Facebook.

Hey bro did you see Meghan Pehacek's last post?
Yeah nigga,why she think she thick, she got a pancake booty.

by Super swag 123 bro December 26, 2014