Black olives matter

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.

Did you know that black olives matter now?

by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021

Matterhorn

Sexual act in which male rides female down a flight of stairs while holding onto her hair.

Guy 1: "Hey Jimmy, do you remember when you Matterhorned that girl last year?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it was totes awesome. She was hard to steer. Wish she took the curves better."

by TWSS12345 May 22, 2010

Geordie Matheos

Justin Chow’s sworn enemy. Geordie Matheos is a retard.

Justin Chow: Geordie Matheoszcczzs is scxzxuch a retard.

by Skanky the whale March 2, 2019

Mateo

Any Mateo is a sexy beast and a lady killer. And watch out for his huge penis. It's 12 inches long.

Girl: Wow look at Mateo huge dick
Mateo: sup girl
Girl: *organsm*

by Baller24/74days September 25, 2016

cibo matto

An alternative pop-rock band formed in 1994 in New York, New York. The band blends many aspects of the mixed cultures found there to form catchy, dancable songs. Miho Hatori (vocals, also a part of Gorillaz) and Yuka Honda (keyboard), the members that the band originally comprised of, chose the name "Cibo Matto" based on their shared love of food, the name being Italian for "food madness." The lyrics are composed in a combination of English and French. Other then the fact that the band members are of Japanese origin, they are in no way related to the J-Pop scene.

Viva! La Woman
Steriotype A

Albums by Cibo Matto.

by sdb2404 June 23, 2006

Grass Lives Matter

A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.

As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.

The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.

"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"

by 🌲 Tree 🌲 December 5, 2016

Nothing Else Matters

(By Metallica)The best fucking song in the world.

"...So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."

by SnowWhite July 30, 2008