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manatee

Their slow-moving, curious nature, coupled with dense coastal development, has led to many violent collisions with propellers from fast moving recreational motor boats, leading frequently to maiming, disfigurement, and even death.

Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.

The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.

Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.

On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.

The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.
i.e. manatee putting a buffalo into a hole
by jd;ldbf January 23, 2011
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Manitoba

Manitoba - Eastern most of the four Western Provinces of Canada. There are two beautiful National Parks: Riding Mountain National Park, which is a mixture of boreal forest and aspen parkland. Topographically diverse thanks to ancient glaciers, and home to elk, Wolf, Whitetail Deer, Bison, Moose, Lynx, Mountain Lion, Black Bear, and Coyote. Wapusk National Park is locate near Hudson's Bay and is a great place to view polar bears and beluga whales. Few places are as diverse as Manitoba, as it contains Canadian Shield, Rolling and often jaggedly hilly prairie, Desert, boreal Forest and Tundra. Winnipeg, the capitol, has over 700,000 residents. The summers are boiling hot, and the winters are equally cold. This city has great art and music scenes, as well as wonderful dining and nightlife. As with any city there are places you should avoid, but it seems many people dwell on this fact. Manitobans love sports and festivals, and take great pride in the diversity and multiculturalism of their province. Manitoba is a great place.
Just google:

Riding Mountain National Park

Spruce Woods Provincial Park

Whiteshell Provincial Park

Winnipeg

Manitoba etc.
by E.N.204 November 12, 2009
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Manitoba Snow Cone

A sexual act that describes you dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering your cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing your snow cone cock back into a girl's ass and screwing her so hard that you push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.
From Rules of Engagement Season 1 Episode 2

Russel: Alright, we both agree your fiance is a horn dog. Which is why I think we should ask for the Manitoba Snow Cone...
Adam: Stop saying 'we', okay? And I'm not asking for anything off of your list of humorously named... sex acts.
by PMunster March 25, 2010
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high maintenence

1.A female that requires more than average hair/nail/pedicuire/skin care services, the latest trends, name brand clothes/shoes and handbags, and lots of attention.

2.A female who requires her man to have an expensive car, expensive house, a good paying job, and lots of money.
1.She go to the hair salon 4 times a week.She is a high maintenence person.

2.Jasmine put James in the poor house. She is a high maintenence broad.
by Shayquanita Brown June 27, 2006
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Manitoba

manitoba is a fake province, made by the canadian government to hide the secret village of manitobia. when someone steps in manitoba, they are really in saskatchewan despite thinking they are in the fake province. the reason no-one has spoken out about this is because the goverment has secret assassins that take out anyone who knows the truth. people who live in manitobia are actually brainwashed to believe they live there when in reality they reside in saskatchewan
Person A: "Hey, let's go to manitoba?"
Person B: "Where?"
by imthebestlolno July 9, 2020
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Magitek Knight

1. One who pilots Magitek Armor.
2. A knight who can use magic.
I was just walking through Narshe one time and I got owned by a Magitek Knight.
by sbm August 1, 2003
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manatee hand

An insult used to describe someone as clumsy, awkward, or totally useless. (imagine someone with manatees for hands, pretty useless huh?)
You can't do shit you damn manatee hand. OR Dude, I wouldn't let that guy operate on you he's got friggin' manatee hands.
by haMMiE February 4, 2004
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