poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

by ThaddPole October 12, 2011

assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.

Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life

by Some Dude August 27, 2004

gay magnet

A person who attracts a lot of homosexuals and/or gets hit on by a lot of homosexuals.

Rob is such a gay magnet I can't even take him with me to Los Angeles.

by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008

Chick Magnet

A person or object which attracts the ladies.

All the ladies want to pet my monkey, Oliver Clothesoff, everytime I take him to the park; Oliver is a Chick Magnet.

by T Boone July 20, 2006

douche magnet

A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond

by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006

slut magnet

A man who regularly and habitually attracts sluts. One who is sought out by the most promiscuous of women.

Your buddy is a total slut magnet.

by Suavage April 17, 2007

fanny magnet

A sports car that attracts young ladies.

That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007