1) The bigest baddass to hit the field yet, this fine specimen of a reciever is not afraid to let you know what he's thinking. This great icon for victory dances, baddasstivity, and honesty is one man who is always going to have the last word.
2) -to Moss- p. Mossed, to own someone like a bitch, to disrespect in a baddass type of way, to hand one a towel and say, "wipe it out bitch!"
2) -to Moss- p. Mossed, to own someone like a bitch, to disrespect in a baddass type of way, to hand one a towel and say, "wipe it out bitch!"
by Jimi Wild March 18, 2005
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Green stains that occur in a woman's underwear when she does not change them frequently. P Moss for short.
"Polly, one of your nasty pussy moss pairs of underwear was in my hamper. Don't let it happen again or find a new place to live."
by Dana & Ang January 2, 2008
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Noun, Person, Informal
1) Term of address for a girl or young woman, often expressing affection or reprimand (informal).
2) Slang for "miss", endearment, used often as a nickname, usually for a very outgoing hot young girl.
3) A petname used to/for a girlfriend, a crush, or a flirt.
Noun, Person, Informal
1) Term of address for a girl or young woman, often expressing affection or reprimand (informal).
2) Slang for "miss", endearment, used often as a nickname, usually for a very outgoing hot young girl.
3) A petname used to/for a girlfriend, a crush, or a flirt.
"You're in big trouble Missy!"
"Missy is awesome!"
"Hey Missy, can I take ya out tonight?"
"Good god Missy, you're looking gorgeous tonight!"
"Missy is awesome!"
"Hey Missy, can I take ya out tonight?"
"Good god Missy, you're looking gorgeous tonight!"
by Aaron Horrocks February 2, 2005
Get the Missy mug.A missycake is a woman, maybe in her 40's, who's been around the block but not worn out.
She never dates boys, only men, and once she has found her man she is 200% loyal.
She's cool and knows her age but can hold her head up against any younger girl. She looks OK to babelicious but says looks are nothing compared with soul and spirit.
She can provide her man with good food.
If you fuck up, she will curse you out using worse words than you. But she don't ever diss you in front of anybody else but is behind you all the way, and she forgives and forgets.
She can be hotter sexually than you ever imagined it was possible for a woman to be.
Overall, she is the best you have ever known but you have to give yourself the chance to see it.
You might consider settling down with a missycake because from that point on, life will be gooood! And she would agree with you.
Any girl who tries to be missycake will fail. It's in the blood or it ain't.
She can be the girl next door, the girl at checkout, a lawyer or the curvy cop that just pulled you over. Who knows?
She never dates boys, only men, and once she has found her man she is 200% loyal.
She's cool and knows her age but can hold her head up against any younger girl. She looks OK to babelicious but says looks are nothing compared with soul and spirit.
She can provide her man with good food.
If you fuck up, she will curse you out using worse words than you. But she don't ever diss you in front of anybody else but is behind you all the way, and she forgives and forgets.
She can be hotter sexually than you ever imagined it was possible for a woman to be.
Overall, she is the best you have ever known but you have to give yourself the chance to see it.
You might consider settling down with a missycake because from that point on, life will be gooood! And she would agree with you.
Any girl who tries to be missycake will fail. It's in the blood or it ain't.
She can be the girl next door, the girl at checkout, a lawyer or the curvy cop that just pulled you over. Who knows?
Kevin: Wow! Jack married Irene? She's over 40!
Chuck: Forget that, kiddo. She's missycake.
Kevin: No shit? Lucky bastard!
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A Missycake is not a Stepford Wife. She's your lover and your drinking buddy.
Chuck: Forget that, kiddo. She's missycake.
Kevin: No shit? Lucky bastard!
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A Missycake is not a Stepford Wife. She's your lover and your drinking buddy.
by archie optrix May 30, 2010
Get the Missycake mug.Wide Receiver in the National Football League. The newest acquisition of the 2007-2008 New England Patriots. A tremendous deep threat. He is so good, that when he drops the easiest pass in the world, he can proudly proclaim 'Its not Randy's fault! Its not Randy's fault!' And everyone will, and should believe him.
Man, Randy Moss just dropped that ball. He was wide open.
But dude... its simply not Randy's fault.
But the ball was right there! He coulda-
No. It was NOT Randy's fault.
I guess you're right...
But dude... its simply not Randy's fault.
But the ball was right there! He coulda-
No. It was NOT Randy's fault.
I guess you're right...
by Stanley P. Tencza May 17, 2007
Get the randy moss mug.Drafted to THe Vikings in 1998 1st Round 21st Pick. Top 5 Recievers in the league. He ran a 4.25 out of college. One of the Fastest dudes in the NFL. 6'4 205 Pounds. He has some of the best hands. He had 1600 yardsi n his Rookie Year. But due to his bad ass attitude, people don't like him as much. And in Madden 2006, he is pretty much amazing. 99 speed 99 jump 97 catch 99 acceleration. He was traded in 2005 to the Oakland raiders for a 1st and 7th round pick and Napolean Harris. THat was a stupid trade.
by Gozzy August 20, 2006
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