Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019

Mateo

Weird and annoying

Omg Mateo is so disgusting 🤢

by Shbkxhdbskxhs jBa October 4, 2020

meteor shower

to diarrhea in a girl's pussy. (a variation of "spacedocking")

I wanted to give that girl a meteor shower but I missed her pussy and got diarrhea all over her stomach.

by ecbaseball June 2, 2007

MMTOOB

Masturbatory Monument To One’s Own Brilliance

Why are we building this? It's another "MMTOOB" project.

by The Final Architect October 28, 2012

Mateo

Hilarious guy with perfect hair. He is the type of guy who always has your back! He’s kinda shy at first but has a big heart. He’s the type of guy to play clash of clans but give up at town hall 11 because he’s bored.

Hey that guy Mateo over there is so funny! You should talk to him.

by Sundrycornet January 5, 2022

Silver Meteor

to whip a pearl of jizz off of the tip of your dick at a very fast speed. mostly after intercourse when theres some leftovers. Also common after masturbating when you're too lazy to wipe... Or drunk.

kid 1 Yo man Spongebob Squarepants 3d was fucking nuts.

kid 2 yeah man I like where we were sitting.. alot of privacy for you know what

Kid 1 Uh what the fuck?

Kid 2 Yeah! That corners got silver meteors all over it. Sandy was looking too hot for me not to whip it out in the theatre. I was over there fucking shit UPP!

(awkward silence)

by Dr. Paul Hotballs November 29, 2011

Mature Mateo

Young Comedian With An Awsome Personality... Has An Obsession For Blondes?

Mature Mateo So Gangster...

by Mature Mateo September 15, 2020