Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!

BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay

by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023

Maxwell

Maxwell is a tiny man with a big ego because of his shortness he suffers from small man syndrome and all he wishes to be is a bit taller but his not leading to his severe small man syndrome.

Wow I didn't know he was such a Maxwell

by Lachie Besanko August 20, 2023

maxwell harrison poe

Maxwell Harrison Poe is probably the tallest, smartest, and best looking guy you meet. He loves jokes and he loves drinks, he won't turn down a challenge either, so you better watch out when a Maxwell Harrison Poe walks in the room, he won't hesitate to challenge or change/confirm what you know. It is strongly suggested that you befriend this wild beast.

Billy: Who is that tall sexy guy over there?

Tim: Don't you know? That's Maxwell Harrison Poe!

by piderman7879 May 10, 2018

Maxwell

Maxwell is the nicest and kindest human being you will ever meet. He can make a girl smile from across the room. His personality day in and day out lights up the room and has people's heads spinning. When a girl falls for him, it's impossible to stay away. He is the most charming and romantic man you can ask for. He is also the cutest and loves dogs.

Maxwell Is the hottest kid in school.

by alinasbestfriend December 14, 2021

Maxwell

A tall retard with a nice face and body but dosen`t try to pull any girls he trys so hard poor max he is the type of guy to write a letter about how big there boobs are

hi i am max i have the smallest penise in the world
#maxwell is a type of person

by mn bvvghbhhujunhb ijn June 14, 2024

maxwell k

maxwell k is a term to call someone obese/overweight

Person 1: Wow it's been a long time since I've seen you, it looks like you put on a couple pounds
Person 2: Yea I've eaten a lot since I got fired
Person 1: Wow, your maxwell k now

by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022

Maxwell

Maxwell, a stand up, no frills, no bullshit woman larger than life. One who stands for loyalties and ethics of a better time not often seen these days, especially in women. She lives beyond her years and is a beauty to behold. Cocky as hell but with the means to usually back it up......

Patty could never be a Maxwell.

by anonymous October 23, 2020