School Lunch

Absolute utter garbage. Most likely worse than prison food.
Typically served:
Pizza with too much sauce
Frozen milk
Fried Green Beans
And deserts that cost about 5 dollars extra, usually a melted ice cream sandwich,

Eww, this looks like School Lunch . I would rather eat jizz!

by 'Merica2 April 24, 2017

Lunch Coma

A feeling of laziness following a large lunch where your failure to eat moderately results in a complete failure of will power.

OMG, Lunch Coma. Coffee?

by scolen2 March 5, 2008

Free Lunch

Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.

fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."

by Figure.10 June 26, 2009

midnight lunch

A social meal enjoyed in the middle of the night. Less formal than a regular dinner, yet more sexually productive than a mid-day lunch, the midnight lunch makes for the perfect compromise offered to a booty-call desiring a meal and a public appearance, yet not deserving of prime-time pricing.

Since most fine restaurants are closed at this time, one can get away with treating their date to an economical meal at Denny's or a taco shop while appearing to be the victim of circumstance, rather than just cheap.

"Hey Steve, Boquisha was telling her girls you two went out on a date last Tuesday, is that true?"
-Clarence

"Hardly, she came over and we went in the jacuzzi and did our thing. I got hungry after so I decided to treat her to a midnight lunch at Bennigans."
- Steve

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"Hey baby, I saw you were online, thought you might be up for a little swim and a midnight lunch..."
-Boy

"Sounds good, I love Denny's ranch dressing, do you have a wifebeater I can borrow? I lost my swimsuit.."
-Girl

by Ruhbee! December 9, 2007

A boxers lunch

Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.

Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kitchen, time for a boxers lunch.

by the oob November 27, 2004

sack lunch

Presenting your balls to someone to be sucked and or licked.

Lay down on your back Cindy, Ive got a sack lunch for you!

by slikkpie April 25, 2005

lunch meat

When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.

Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005