luke

dumbass

hey you know luke?
--oh you mean dumb ass?

by Heeeeeeeeeeejjksowla February 3, 2019

Luke

A fucking huge dong (20 miles) buddy your lucky if you get a luke

That Luke has a massive cock jeheez

by Luke123451 June 6, 2018

Luked

Someone who’s had too much to drink. Usually people with a low tolerance to alcohol.

Oh he’s had a pint and he’s drunk? He’s pulled a luke!
Or ‘oh he’s had a pint? He’s luked!

by UrbanClann June 11, 2018

Luke

Luke is a guy who is tired of people coming up to him and saying "Luke, I am your father" he knows that the person is not his farther and sometimes he wants to spit on the people and call them daddy

Luke is always right even under pressure
He will preform miracles

Luke has the power to get any women he chooses with just one wink of his eye

"I fell in love with Luke with just one wink of his eye"

by Godlikecreator August 9, 2022

Luke

a man who can never be found, though can always be named

Person 1: "bro you're such a Luke, wtf"
Person 2: "who the hell is Luke?"
Person 1: "I don't know man, you just are"

by DonewithArj October 25, 2022

Luke

My boy Luke is to afraid to talk to his crush. Like bro, suck it up. But he's also carrying in other ways.

Good man Luke, being sus with the bros

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) May 6, 2022

Luke

Luke is the most amazing person ever. he’s so sweet and just overall the best person you’ll ever meet. his eyes are actually like gorgeous and so is he but omg his eyes are like so mesmerizing and i love that about him. he’s one of the most funny, thoughtful and lovable people you’ll meet and trust me you’re gonna love him. also he’s like so calm and you’ll trust him with like your whole life and he’s just literally the best. he’s dating a girl who doesn’t like babies. he also is a really good skater and surfer but likes the movie surfs up so…

Sophomores: “Look, it’s Prey! (Luke)
Giulia: “why are you calling luke prey thats so weird”
Sophomores: because he’s so hot!

by babiesarewejrd October 22, 2022