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alissa lopez 

a short pan person. very kind, loyal, and upbeat. alissa lopez is someone who will offer to pay for you or get you snacks. despite the lastname extremly russian and british. typically spells colour with a u. very good at art and design. someone who has done ur mom
"why do their presentations always look so good?"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"

"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"

"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"
alissa lopez by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022
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Jennifer Lopez 

wait who ?
who tf is that « Jennifer Lopez » everyone’s talkin about

Mr Lopez 

omg its mr lopez i should have took spanish!!!!

Jaden Lopez 

The best hottest kid ever and he super cool
You see that Jaden Lopez he is so cool
Jaden Lopez by Mario Ceja March 3, 2022

David Lopez 

The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.
Look its a gay David Lopez

Mr Lopez 

A really mean teacher who blocks his kind fans and students on twitter.
oh my god its mr lopez
Mr Lopez by KazTheLesbian June 21, 2022

MARIANNA LOPEZ 

Marianna is a kind hearted individual with a special taste in friends. She likes hanging out with a 17.6 year old girl who doesn’t drive well. Marianna goes by the names of “Nana” and “ma’am” (except don’t call her that). Marianna Is cool. Marianna is great. Marianna is also lactose intolerant so she can’t eat too much cake (ice cream cake). She also has a very strong resting bitch face that scares certain individuals (just one-cough cough Anna).
Did you see Marianna Lopez yesterday? “No” good she didn’t want to see you…:)
MARIANNA LOPEZ by —-:);) July 15, 2022