Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

Hormone Lance

Other word to say penis, cock, willy, dick, w/e

"Yo doodz! Imma slap some beehatch round the chops wif mah Hormone lance of Godliness!"

Random doodz: "wtf?!"

by Carzum October 19, 2009

The Lance The Lance

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

ass lancer

one who engages in ass lancing

I hear Mr. Neuman is not only gay, he's an ass lancer.

by Griphftor July 6, 2006

Lancetard

A 20-60 year old white male who bicycles around decked out in head-to-toe, top of the line cycling gear and spandex like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong. There is no reason for him to be so overly equipped as he is a non-athelete recreational cyclist, he simply has loads of money with which he tries to fill his gaping pit of personal inadequacy. He is typically a very bad cyclist who either doesn't know or simply ignores the rules of the road. Highly narcissistic, he also suffers from poor anger management. A bane to fellow cyclists, pedestrians, and automobiles, Lancetards benefit only the local bike shops who make a mint from their frequent and lavish purchases.

Ugh! I almost got into an accident this morning when a stupid fucking Lancetard ran a red light in front of my car.

by MissManglewood October 7, 2011

lancefield

A name for someone who's penis is the length of the average field

I was gobsmacked when he whipped out his Lancefield on me

by Nintendan October 31, 2017