The Mona Lisa is most famous painting ever. It is famous for it’s smile. (IT’S JUST A BASIC SMILE BRO) Leonardo Da Vinci painted the painting. It took him many years to finish it. It is now in the Louvre Museum. It cost US$100 million. That’s a lot!
Teacher: Mike! What is the Mona Lisa?
Mike: It’s a painting, miss!
Teacher: By who?
Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.
Teacher: ...
Mike: It’s a painting, miss!
Teacher: By who?
Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.
Teacher: ...
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021
Lisa Valerie Kudrow is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer. She is well known for portraying Phoebe Buffay on the sitcom Friends and starring on her own show, The Comeback. Her birthday is July 30th
by MemberofTeamLisa July 26, 2019
by I uh March 16, 2021
1.An asshole, who has a terrible sense of humor, and insult others on a daily basis. also, has commitment issues.
2. Person who brings strange men home to introduce to her roommate and forces both of them to watch scary movies, because she's a pussy ass bitch.
3. A Lisa Orender is quite helpful with word puzzles, so invite her to your morning coffee and newspaper reading.
2. Person who brings strange men home to introduce to her roommate and forces both of them to watch scary movies, because she's a pussy ass bitch.
3. A Lisa Orender is quite helpful with word puzzles, so invite her to your morning coffee and newspaper reading.
Courtney: Quit playing. You're acting like a Lisa Orender.
Tiffany: I really wish I had a Lisa Orender around to help me with this puzzle.
Tiffany: I really wish I had a Lisa Orender around to help me with this puzzle.
by Marbar8597 February 28, 2017
Have you been into the sunglasses hut lately? It's like the entire shade industry has been lisa frank'd.
I couldn't decide what color to paint my toenails, so i just lisa frank'd them.
She used to be so dull and emo, but now she's lisa frank'd.
I couldn't decide what color to paint my toenails, so i just lisa frank'd them.
She used to be so dull and emo, but now she's lisa frank'd.
by blairlennon July 26, 2009
The most down to earth, spiritually connected, easygoing person on the planet. Until she’s had enough. Then she turns from ‘Lisa’ to ‘DIRTY LISA’ and people should run for their lives.
by Momma Pasta December 09, 2018
Is really outgoing, loves to party and brings joy to everyone she occupies time for. Has a beautiful heart also a good open ear. Loves outdoor activities with family and friends. Other names she loves to be called is leah-lee, twinkxlee Kay. Its just plain to see she is one of a kind.
A Lisa-Marie is found in the bush of Kaikohe. A very rare specimen which is close to being endangered.
by CLOCK1567 January 04, 2018