Canadian lingerie

Long underwear, commonly known as longjohns.

It's gonna be a cold one today, better put on my Canadian lingerie... there's no way boxers will keep the chill off my legs.

by Aggregate Brian January 24, 2009

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

pussy licker

One who performs the act of cunnilingus.

by Finchy Poo May 31, 2003

Fish Licker

An insult that can be used against a heterosexual man. Also try carpet muncher, cat fucker, breeder, and the main attraction homophobe.

Man 1: "Man I would fuck the shit outta that girl with them big ol' titties and tight little ass of hers..."

Man 2: "You're such a total fish licker."

by BillyBo__b December 20, 2012

Lingerie

A women's undergarment used to make a girl look sexy and turn on men

Kiersten : Hey Jake like my new Lingerie?
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!

by SlopNChop February 20, 2018

dick licker

one who is skilled in the art of licking dicks

Josh Wise is a dick licker

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

LETTUCE LICKER

This is basically a lesbian

Did you know that Kim is a Lettuce Licker?

by Joey February 15, 2005