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shoe lace

When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.
"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"
by Only in your DREAMS December 8, 2007
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Lace Irish

used to describe people who were obsessively concerned about outward appearances; primarily to the detriment of those inside. It came from the practice of hanging beautiful lace curtains so your house looked nice from the street but having torn/broken furniture inside because you were so poor.
My mom grew up in a lace Irish home. Her mother would hang a giant Christmas Wreath on the front door but they would have no gifts... or tree.
by Hambone64 August 7, 2008
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lace into

to beat, to thrash
He was about to lace into her client when the security passed by.
by alariceber@comcast.net September 1, 2010
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Lacey stare

Sex-crazed gaze of man who sits in the corner of cheap pubs on his own, usually a wetherspoons, leering intently at young girls after drinking four pints of Stella. Frequently someone with previous convictions who has had trouble with the bouncers.
God look at the lacey stare on that guy, he's terrifying all the blart in here and he's only been in here half an hour.
by fathandsman April 24, 2011
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Placer Lacer

It’s when you are standing in a space, do a lacer, but it stays at the spot of release like a Cadbury chocolate egg coming out of a bunny. It acts like a landmine.
Sheldon: I think Dom did a placer lacer fart!

Dom: How do you know?

Sheldon: I just walked into the spot you were standing in and a rancid smell smacked my nose.

Dom: Sorry, did a placer lacer.
by JWalker August 10, 2023
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dipped n laced

fresh, clean, or dressed really nice. Even throwed in da game
The man is dipped n laced in them clothes.
by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009
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lace curtains

Long, frilly skin on an uncircumsized penis.
Takeshia pulled back Tyrone's lace curtains to get at the head of his meat.
by Richard Black February 27, 2005
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