learn you a lesson

i'm sorry, i don't usually pick faults with grammar as grammar rules can sometimes be too picky but i'm afraid the phrase is 'teach you a lesson' not 'learn you a lesson'. that's why a teacher teaches, and a pupil learn.

teach you a lesson is usually used as a threat indicating impending violence.

jimmy: yo mama is so ugly, she turns people's stomachs!

phil: you son of a bitch! i'm going to teach you a lesson!

(this phrase should be teach you a lesson and not learn you a lesson.)

by lotty3k April 01, 2006

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek March 25, 2006

Learning Curve

A learning curve is the time in a young persons life when they experiment with that gay shit.

“Why does Meade seem so fucking gay” “must be going through the learning curve”

by Yungdaggerrdickkkk September 25, 2018

The Learn How To Skate

While in the locker room getting ready for hockey practice when the kid u hate isnt paying attention put a strip of clear tape on the blades of his skates so when he goes on the ice he falls every 2 seconds

Chaz: Yo J.R when i get in the locker room im going to do The Learn How To Skate to Rich.
J.R: Hahahah Do it!!!! He cant skate anyway this should be funny

by II Chucklez II February 02, 2010

lyric book learning

The process by which young adolescents derive their views soley based on lyrics from their favorite bands.

When I aksed Bill why he hated Bush, he said because NOFX hates him. Sounds like lyric book learning to me.

by Robert O'Brien May 04, 2006

social emotional learning

A method for learning that focuses on more than just academics. Focusing on our hearts, minds, and souls.

I really wish our school would focus more on social emotional learning. It's great to do math, but imagine if math felt relevant and meaningful!

by betterworlded.org May 12, 2021

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

by There I fixed it. November 04, 2012