pink laundry 

Items of clothing requiring sophisticated laundering techniques (e.g., hand wash, gentle cycle, cold water only, lay flat to dry, dry clean only) that tend to remain unlaundered for long periods of time and are often worn infrequently.

Examples: lingerie, items made from wool, silk, or linen fabric. The adjective “pink” hints at their delicate nature.

Courtney: I can’t find my black strapless bra. I think the last time I wore it was Jason’s party last summer.

Megan: It must be pink laundry. Look in that basket of dirty clothes next to the washing machine.

pink laundry by Claudia Snow January 18, 2011

doing laundry

When Kate, Mrs. Laundry, gets together with Chris, Mr. Laundry, and they're non-responsive for several hours while her away message reads "Doing laundry, brb"

Liz and I tried to instant message Kate, but she was too busy doing laundry. I hope she remember her "fabric softener" and cleaned up the "detergent" afterwards.

doing laundry by The ever-awesome Ryan March 1, 2005

Horny nigga laundry basket 

When a male or female of African descent gets sexually aroused by the thought of a laundry basket. So instead of using a popular sex toy or other sexual methods to please themselves, they have sexual intercourse with a laundry basket

Damn Jahseh really going full horny Nigga laundry basket right now huh

Horny nigga laundry basket by Janseh Onfroy May 22, 2019

Life Laundry 

Almost like spring cleaning but you go around your house or place of rest and throw away useless crap which has acquired around the house which you do not need

examples of life laundry items might include:
- old books
- t-shirts which dont fit anymore
- broken pans

Ted - 'wanna come to a house party this wednesday night?

Peter - 'cant mate, i've arranged to do some life laundry with my girlfriend... the amount of shit i have floating around my flat you wouldnt believe!'

Life Laundry by Dont Fear Mikey's Here May 10, 2011

guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket 

The ultimate word to explain something amazing, awesome, fucked up, crazy and weird

my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?

guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket by Godly superior epic gaymer May 2, 2019

doing the laundry 

to do pervocatice and erotic things with ones partner/ spouse/ boyfriend or girlfriend.

Mom, dad, im going to go do the laundry. (as they think your going to do the laundry)

did you hear that she was doing the laundry with him all of saturday night

doing the laundry by [poopy seed] May 4, 2009

Hot Laundry Bath

When you're chilled to the bone, and a friend or loved one dumps their hot laundry fresh from the dryer on you. You then proceed to roll around in it.

I'm cold Joey! When the dry buzzes will you give me a hot laundry bath?
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!

Hot Laundry Bath by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017