rub a lamp

to rub someones penis

yesterday I rubbed someones lamp

by DigitalN. December 27, 2004

rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Lamp Fucker

Someone who has gone through sexual inter course with a lamp.

Miami is a well known lamp fucker. I hope the Lamp Police Department and Federal Lamp Protection Service don’t catch him.

by NFLC Random May 31, 2022

Dick Lamp

A person who is easily arroused

a person (mostly male) who is a dick or jerk.

"Yo dude, you see millo last night? what a dick lamp!"

by BadB*tch June 8, 2018

raffle lamp

When someone is very happy about something.

looks like you won a raffle lamp
did you win a lamp in a raffle ?

by ivymayLouise June 18, 2008

dusty lamp

When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's

That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!

by regjoeschmo November 19, 2013

Lil Lamp

A True O.G. who shines when no one else does

Damn... Josue hooked me up with the answers, He's a real Lil Lamp

by Yung Couch February 8, 2018