Local Man

A great competitor to Florida Man, except it's older and wiser, usually from the United States

Local Man dive bombs skull into McDonalds sign, survives and punches chicken nuggets
"what the hell"

by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

local crab

"Local crab says Hello to wanderers!"

Local crab, a crab with a radio for a body and claws for hands

by icetea622 June 30, 2023

Local Celebrity

A well-established, easily-identifiable slut who hasn't yet realized the extent of her own notoriety about town.

Q: Who is that comely-looking young lady that just strolled in?

A: Oh, her? She's a local celebrity by the name of Herpes McClap, and she will give you diabetes.

by AfroPainis69000 April 6, 2011

LOCAL TALENT

A PERSON WHO IS CONSIDERED BENEATH YOU OR ANYONE YOU ASSOCIATE WITH. A PERSON WHO IS NOT AS ATTRACTIVE OR UP TO YOUR NORMALLY HIGH STANDARDS IN APPEARANCE AND EDUCATION. local talent, ugly, stupid, unattractive, beneath you

Ex. "Oh, don't worry about him, he's just the local talent." or "Who do you think you're dealing with, the Local Talent?" or... "You know better than to treat ME like the Local Talent!"

by Grand Diva I May 5, 2010

local legend

someone who is well known and is a legnd

oi mate that cunt is a local legend.

by cunnynanny September 7, 2016

Local hero

Someone who will never be famous but who does heroic deeds in the course of day to day events.

She was a local hero because of the way she organised the community progress association.

by quambi May 11, 2016

local thot

A local thot is a female that is known to fuck around with many guys and every one in town knows it.

Bad bitches only no local thots .

by local thot March 12, 2016