Sapp's Law

Internet law based on the observation that if a Republican and Democrat both do or say the exact same thing, the Republican will be trashed and the Democrat cheered
"Do you think that Hillary will be nailed for using Russian propaganda to try to win the election?"

No way- Sapp's Law applies
by Coyote1970 November 18, 2018
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Wheaton's Law

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?
by mediamonkey June 08, 2010
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Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.
It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 13, 2018
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Skilling's Law

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009
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Homie-in-law

2 dudes that hang out occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends
You guys are hanging out on Saturday again?

Ya, we're not best friends or anything, he's just my homie-in-law
by OreoSleeve June 25, 2023
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dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.
I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.
by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018
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Aaron's Law

According the Aaron's law: Anything requiring progression or placement of any kind, that has not been attempted in any way to move one's placement down or up, defaults at nothing but the perception of the individual, who under most circumstances would state they are better than anyone, even if that's not feasibly possible, even though it remains true based on science.
Person 1: Yooo! I got a 12.5K/D ratio in that COD game! lets goooo!
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.
by 2 time champion of virgin September 02, 2020
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