lap-cat

an unshaven or hairy pussy, usually somewhat trimmed.

Jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.

by Pallid October 22, 2009

lap gap

A vagina.

I'd like to dick-up her lap gap.

by henry-the-eighth-i-am January 5, 2010

lap dumpling

When a male stripper places his testicles in the lap of someone receiving a lap dance.

That stripper just gave your girl a lap dumpling!

by frankenBabe January 4, 2011

Lap Launch

The act of standing up quickly with something in your lap and it goes flying.

I lost my phone, I think I lap launched it getting out of the car at the beach.

Devin lap launched my bowl and it broke when it hit the floor.

by atmoshacks March 14, 2011

Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!

Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

lap snap

A picture of your genitals.

I can't believe Jeff sent me a limp lap snap.

by shXtacy May 12, 2016