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lap-cat

an unshaven or hairy pussy, usually somewhat trimmed.
Jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.
by Pallid October 22, 2009
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lap gap

I'd like to dick-up her lap gap.
by henry-the-eighth-i-am January 5, 2010
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lap dumpling

When a male stripper places his testicles in the lap of someone receiving a lap dance.
That stripper just gave your girl a lap dumpling!
by frankenBabe January 4, 2011
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Lap Launch

The act of standing up quickly with something in your lap and it goes flying.
I lost my phone, I think I lap launched it getting out of the car at the beach.

Devin lap launched my bowl and it broke when it hit the floor.
by atmoshacks March 14, 2011
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Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!
Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
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Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.
Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine
by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013
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lap snap

I can't believe Jeff sent me a limp lap snap.
by shXtacy May 12, 2016
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