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Kitten

Generally refers to a young cat, which are known for being cute.

Another use is referring to their significant other as “Kitten” for use as an endearment name, more commonly referred to as a “Pet Name.”
Awww, that kitten is so adorable.

I love you, kitten.
by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018
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kitterlings

The collective term for a group of kittens - see Kitterling
How are the kitterlings getting along?”
by RaHull September 11, 2019
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Kitten Soft

Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.

This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.

Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.

Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.

Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.

Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.

Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020
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Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.
Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
by KitTurd June 19, 2023
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bitch kitten

This is a small, domestic cat that acts like a bitch. Usually this is used to describe a moody female cat that is unpredictable in their actions, typically leading to a hiss, i.e. bitch kitten.
Did you see that cat Sophie? I went to give her a treat and holy shit that little bitch hissed at me. What a little bitch kitten.
by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014
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Puppy/Kitten Love

the underdeveloped, unsure and naive love It may also be able to describe in short/long-term love interest. it's not erotic love It is the love that one has at the "puppy/kitten" stage of a person's life It is named for its resemblance to the adoring, worshipful affection that may be felt and expressed by a puppy or a kitten kitten/puppy love is mostly common among adolescents and young children
now this form of love is not to be underestimated we must value the power of early love, recognizing the validity of "the proverbial durability of first loves". It is as genuine a case of love as any other. It is true love that never goes away, even if it falls below the conscious level. some puppy/kitten love dose stay to become more but its only up to who it happens too

Kitten/Puppy love is a common experience in the process of maturing. Most often, the object of the child's infatuation is someone years older, like a teacher, friend of the family, actor, musician, or somebody with qualities and attributes that the child likes and looks up to, about whom the child will spend their time daydreaming or fantasizing about
1 valuing the intuitiveness of puppy/kitten love over mature, reasoned affection...its 'unreal, undesirous medley of ecstasy and peace'
Simple infatuation is often called a 'crush' or 'puppy/kitten love'. It commonly strikes those in the early teens or younger
by LexxDef February 8, 2019
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hello kitten

Hello kitten is a phrase used by neck beard incels with no life on discord whenever a female joins the voice chat.
Female: “Hey guys.”
Neck beard: “oh, hello kitten 😏.”
by frikkedurmom December 17, 2020
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