key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 July 6, 2011

key happy

When a moderator on a forum is eager to ban people for little reason. Just like a trigger happy person is eager to shoot things for little reason.

I hate that forum the mods are key happy and banned me for spelling a users name wrong!

by fartso55 January 1, 2017

key j

sexy fighter and good a sex

damn key j you fucked me good last night

by hhhffghjgffd June 9, 2017

key’auna

Key’Auna is a confident girl. She has her bad side and her good side. She’s a small girl but don’t underestimate her. She can beat that ass. Your lucky to have yourself a unique Key’Auna! She’s different, and there’s not a lot of key’Auna’s!

Girl: your Ugly .

Boy: Aye, I’ll get Key’Auna on yo ass!

by Your Lighskin Fav ❤️ November 5, 2017

key cult

Also know as key club - focuses on community service and absolutely nothing else.

Derrick: Do you like key cult?
Lexi: No I hate it.

Derrick: Why do you go to it then?
Lexi: The hours.

by Little-elfie January 24, 2018

key hand

a man who is horrific at fingering women

“yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”

by gaybitch69420 May 26, 2018

Key West Chowder

The result of a man experiencing a severe hangover masturbating and proceeds to ejaculate and vomit simultaneously

I think that’s Key West Chowder

by Nino80stud May 31, 2018