Captain Kangaroo

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Brutal kangaroo

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.

Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.

by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017

we wuz kangs

Satirically used to criticize afro-centrist African Americans that claim their ancestors descended from Egyptian Pharaohs.

Often in the form of a comment thread, beginning with "WE", followed by "WUZ", etc.

We wuz kangs n shit nigga I swear to god, my fuckin family man, they was from Egypt did you see the color of they skin, look at they skin

by zkdr May 15, 2016

Kangarator

A hybrid animal, equal parts kangaroo and alligator. Frequently dismissed as mythical creatures due to the fact that they are invisible and cannot be seen by the human eye. They tend to live on the sides of volanoes and feed off of joy berries (also invisible). Hands down the most dangerous creature on planet earth, they have no common enemies but every once in a while fast moving lava flows may strike one down. Stories of Kangarators have been passed down from generation to generation and the public is just now becoming more aware of them.

Child: Mom can me and Jimmy go playing on the volcanoe today?
Mom: Absolutely not you'll get your face ripped off by a Kangarator.

by MegaFish22 April 6, 2010

Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

we wuz kangz n shiet

A phrase used to poke fun at those who adhere to the Black Egyptian Hypothesis, an often disputed theory which postulates that Ancient Egypt was a Black civilization and that some of the most notable royal figures from the Dynastic era were of African ethnicity.

Afro-centrist Black Man: We wuz kangz n shiet niggaz i swear to god man i my fucking family member from each iniquity i was an ancestor egypt man you telling me that that their emblems over there aint black? look at they skin man they black. hey you think you know man like im saying man we tryna go space n shit man like fuck man nigga these goddamn white peple man i ain't sayin man these white peple be ruinin our lives mane shit mane lemme lemme tell you mane my gran grandmama she part Egyptian mane you tellin me little king ta tu ta tut thats my great great great great great grandpa mane
and you tellin me that these goddamn egyptians ain't black shit nigga look look man Julius Caesar's was black I don't know why this history books be lyin to you Julius Caesar's was black he wasn't white he Romans were ruled by by black peple shiet mane I tell you what I swear let all the black people in America go back to Africa they're
gonna be god knows what.

by NiqqaKang December 16, 2021