jew jumping

when you are jumped by a group of jews and they attempt to harm you

Jew Jumping
Jew : קח את העורלה שלו
person being jew jumped : what the fuck does that mean? speak english you jews.

by swegmasta420blazeitqwikscoper August 6, 2018

hole jumping

"hole jumping" is the term used to describe when a man is having vaginal sex with a woman, and then pulls out and sticks it up her ass, or vise versa.

D: "Bro, last night i was fucking my girl and was finally able to hole jump... and she loved it!"
A: "You lucky bastard. My girl isn't into hole jumping, she says it hurts her asshole too much."

by dirrty dan June 14, 2008

Frog jumping

The act of geting naked in public and jumping on a strangers back.

The man was arrested for frog jumping that woman.

by blackpanthersforthewin2 October 5, 2010

Jumping Cheese Stick

The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"

Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"

by VSpell957 November 6, 2011

jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

jumpin' shit

When someone says or does something totally disagreeable. A socially acceptable

equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"

"Jumpin' shit, will you get off my back?"

by BD1977 September 25, 2013

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

by Selur livid March 29, 2015