John

Hes the sweetest guy you'll meet. Hes shy if you dont know him and he doesn't easily open up, however when he does its because he truly cares for you as a Friend or partner. Hes often smart, but doesn't try hard enough to realize and hes loyal till the day you die.

I'm fine I have loyal Friends like John in my life.

by Fantasy Writer October 5, 2017

John

John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend

P.s my name is john

Hay John why are you down today. I don't want to talk about it is personal

by Johnleder October 9, 2018

John

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm

John has a really big dick

by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019

John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge

Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....

by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019

John

The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.

'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"

by rocky bob August 15, 2018

John

A dumbass

Boy: who’s that?
Girl: That? That’s a John -.-

by Shippo’s shit November 14, 2019

John

A person that loses in every facet of life from card games to trash talking. This is generally a person that has strong confidence in there ability to win and runs away when they lose.

You need to win, Don’t be a John!

by sinodahasabigdick<3 February 9, 2018