Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 26, 2010

Jobber

feces. shit.

some pigeon layed a jobber on my windshield.

by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003

Jibble

Noun: Bodily chub (especially the chub under ones arms and on ones stomach that jiggles as you do the Wu-Tang)

Kara: *Points Anna's stomach*
Anna: Hey! Don't touch my jibble! *Covers stomach self-consciously with hands*

by VLC December 19, 2008

Jibbles

You don’t know Jibbles!? He is only the most funny crazy person alive.

Who is that awesome crazy dude over there

Oh that’s just Jibbles!

by King Koconino July 16, 2021

Dark Jobbied

When you follow someone into a shared toilet facility and wait for the victim to start doing a poo. You then turn all the lights out and throw multiple rolls of wet toilet roll over the cubicle. This becoming the Dark Jobbie.

Stuart has just been dark jobbied

by Darkjobbiemaster November 19, 2019

jobbler

jobbler another word for youre nob

Tom.b.man u gota huge jobbler,

j.sams;cheers man i grew it myself, gota thank ma mom's for bleesin me with this huge jobbler.

Tom.b.yeah i wish my mom's cuda blessed me with a joblar like ures agh well beta then nuthin aint it bretherin

j.sams.for sho bretherin

by Ben......... May 1, 2006

Big Jobber

Tupper Lake boys with cathart pants, steal toe boots, grimy neon orange and yellow t-shirts, and love to chop shit up.

person one - “who’s chopping down that tree”
person two - “oh it’s probably one of those tupper lake big jobbers”

by pigeonhead July 9, 2019